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Title: Wife in Labour
Post by: Banjo on June 04, 2018, 08:51:49 am
'Push Harder'  I shouted to my wife while she was in labour.   
"f*** off you bastard" she screamed back at me.   
A bit harsh, I thought.   It wasn't my fault the car had broken down on the way to the hospital.