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BobTB:
Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary).
 
Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife.
Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker.

They say that sex is the best form of exercise.
Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift this beer belly.
 
I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency.

If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam.
 
When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head.
Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.
 
The local deli ran out of milk again due to the freezing weather, fortunately, my elderly neighbour Doreen has plenty stacked up on her doorstep

The Prophet:
Good ones Bob!

gustov:
Great Joke  ;D ;D ;D

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