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Two Aussie house builders
« on: June 03, 2011, 09:36:00 am »
Two Aussie  builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub  when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the  bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the  suit.
Phil: - I reckon he's an  accountant.
Eric: - No way - he's a  stockbroker.
Phil: - He ain't no stockbroker!  A stockbroker wouldn't come in  here!

The argument repeats itself for  some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Phil and he makes  for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the  builder.

Phil: - 'Scuse me.. No offence  meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a  living?
Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a  Logical Scientist by  profession.
Phil: - Oh! What's that then?
Suit: - I'll try to explain by example... Do you have a goldfish at  home?
Phil: - Err... Mmm . Well yeah, I  do as it happens!
Suit: - Well, it's logical to  follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a pond. Which is  it?
Phil: - It's in a  pond!
Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden.
Phil: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you have a large garden then you have a large house?
Phil: - As it happens I've got a five-bedroom house...built it myself!
Suit: - Well given that you've  built a five-bedroom house it is logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably  married?
Phil: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and five children.
Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular  basis?
Phil:- Yep! Five or six nights a week!
Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate very often?
Phil: - Me?  Never.
Suit: - Well there you are!  That's logical science at work!
Phil: - How's that  then?
Suit: - Well from finding out  that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex  life!
Phil: - I see! That's pretty  impressive...thanks mate!
Both leave the toilet and Phil returns to his mate.
Eric: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?
Phil: - Yep! He's a logical  scientist!
Eric: - What's that then?
Phil: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Eric: -  Nope.
Phil: - Well then, you're a w*nker.


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Re: Two Aussie house builders
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2011, 09:48:57 am »
Love it great joke - keep um coming!