A couple were lying in bed on the morning of their 10th wedding anniversary
when the wife says ' darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think it
is time I made a confession' 'before we were married I was a hooker for 8
years'.
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes, smiles
and says ' my darling, you have been a perfect wife for 10 years, I cannot
hold your past against you, in fact, maybe you could show me a few tricks of
the trade to spice up our love life a bit'?
She said 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby
for Wales."
