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Fred

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Down at the Care Home
« on: August 15, 2011, 08:08:43 am »
80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces:
"Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"
An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."