New Home Owners And Snagging Forum
General Categories => Jokes => Topic started by: Denny Crane on January 16, 2012, 08:56:28 am
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Chef Antony Worrall Thompson has been caught shoplifting milk, yeast and flour from his local Tesco. He's clearly run out of dough.
I went to see Ready, Steady, Cook the other day. It was fantastic. Antony Worrall Thompson absolutely stole the show.
The Antony Worrall Thompson diet, cheese and wine -- ..followed by porridge.
Asked how he feels about stealing a packet of cheese, Anthony Worrall Thompson admits it wasn't very mature - but he stole it anyway
"Morning Sergeant". "Morning Constable". "What have you got for me today". "We have Antony Worrell Thompson in possession of stolen cheese".
"Right then let's grill him"
Chef Antony Worrall Thompson is thinking about reviving his flagging career by taking up singing.
Gary Barlow and Robbie Williams are said to be interested in forming a new super group, but are not sure about the name Take This Take That.