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Title: Amazing facts
Post by: New Home Expert on August 11, 2014, 08:11:15 am
                                                 
If  you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced  enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly  seems worth it.)

If  you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is  produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now  that's more like it!)

The  human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to  squirt blood 30 feet.
(Oh my God!)

A  pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(Oh my God!!!)

Is  that why they are always squealing?
A  cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to  death. (Creepy)
(I'm  still not over the pig.)

Banging  your head against a wall uses 150 calories an  hour.
(Don't  try this at home; maybe  at work.)

The  male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to  its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head  off.
(Honey,  I'm home . What the...?)

The  flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping  the length of a football field.
(30  minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The  catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What  could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
And I joined Rotary!.
(I  still can't believe that pig ....quality over  quantity.)

Butterflies  taste with their feet.
(Something  I always wanted to know.)

The  strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.......)

Right-handed  people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed  people.
(If  you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay,  so that would be a good thing.)

A  cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that  out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)